Category: #kaidenchronicles

You haven’t heard any Kaiden chronicles lately you say? Well, here is a new one for you. I came into my room after a long exhausting day, ready to snuggle in and maybe get 5 hours of sleep, when my hand touches something oily. I realize my room smells more like a Cancun beach bar…

He found a hose, still hooked up at the neighbors house. He unhooked it and dragged the entire hose over to our house, hooked it back up, and made himself a mud hole. Quietly he entered his own form of heaven . AND THEN THIS HAPPENS… Little man obviously needed a bath after being left…

Chocolate milk mix, bag of chocolate chips, antique skeleton key for jail, bag of jolly ranchers, hello kitty color thing, markers, matchbox cars, cheese grater, and a pile of what looks like beef jerky but is actually REALLY OVERCOOKED HOT DOGS.

Rob and I sat down to watch a little TV after a long day. The kid should have been in bed, but he is like a wild animal who never wants to sleep. He was playing upstairs in his room, so what could possibly go wrong? We heard a <pop>. This was the kind of…

Kaiden decided to push his mattress onto the floor in his room. Usually, this would not be then end of the world, but tonight, it felt pretty close. When he pushed the mattress off the frame, it got wedged between the bed frame and the door. There was no possible way I was going to…

In the car to Salt Lake, Kaiden asked if he could have a different doughnut. Keep in mind that he just ate his… I told him that was daddy’s doughnut. He asked if it was his coffee doughnut, so I told him yes. He thinks about it for a second and says “you must be…

Kaiden put a bottle of melatonin in his backpack. Before nap time, he took it out and took it to his teacher. He told her he wanted some before he went to sleep. Of course she told him no and put it up….ummmm awkward! 

The highlight of this weekend was watching Kaiden try and strip off his swim trunks in public so he could run them through the towel ringer at Lava Hot Springs. I thought I was going to pee my pants laughing as Rob rushed to pull them back up. The poor unsuspecting guy behind him got…

A picture is worth a thousand words….all of which are not appropriate.

I bought an eight pack of over priced paper towels. While waiting for Rob to get off the phone so we could watch a movie…Kaiden unrolled four of those rolls. Anyone want a three year old?