Today I failed to check the toilet paper situation in the bathroom and ended up getting stranded. If I am being honest, it happens a lot. Someone forgot to change the roll when it ran out. That someone was me. This may be a TMI situation for some, so consider yourself warned.
Anyhow, I yell to Kaiden to bring some TP up and release me from my current dilemma. He agreed. I wait. I wait. I wait some more. I read a novel, a few magazines, and check Facebook a billion times and he has still not arrived.
At this point it is questionable if I even actually need it anymore. I’m calling out his name. Robbie is calling his name. He keeps reassuring me that he is on his way.
He FINALLY arrives. I asked him what took so long as I crack the door to retrieve the roll. I find him holding two six packs and three extra rolls. You see, I had just purchased a new bag at Costco. He saw the new bag and decided that it needed to be split evenly in that very moment. Each bathroom had to have exactly the same amount.
Clearly he doesn’t understand that those who sit on the pot too long lose all feeling in their feet. But on the bright side, nobody will run out of TP in the foreseeable future.